May
14th
Wed
14th
Natalie Portman is here
- A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn’t know. - H.L. Menchen
The red carpet is finished. Guards surround the steps. A gaggle of celeb gazers have been waiting with step ladders since last night. Anticipation grows. Supposedly Natalie Portman is upstairs. Holy shit, she is amazing. Sean Penn is also here, supposedly, he’s not as amazing. Had lunch at the beach. Spent 8 hours standing at our booth hocking our goods. My knees hurt. I’ve given away lots of promotional memory sticks. Tonight will be a gong show as all the celebs roll in.
Sean Penn arrives.
Worst job ever.
